BABY JAMES DEAN AND A BOTTLE.


WILLIAM JOEL. 

At this point, I should no longer feel let down by our children's apathy at my many wondrous accomplishments, but I truly thought that my note-for-note, word-for-word rendition of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire would blow their minds and put me on the cool map.

The short answer is: no.

#crushed #again