Someday it will be a good chuckle for all of us, for for today, I can’t figure out why they’re no longer speaking to me.

Daddy, can we have some chocolate? she asked ever so sweetly.

- Of course,
I replied, ever so sweetly.

Yay! she shrieked to her ever-present comrade. We can have chocolate!

His grinning face transparently showed an even balance of total happiness and total confusion, and he gamely squeaked along with his sister’s enthusiasm.

I let the joy ride high for a minute. Then I remembered that I accidentally gave the wrong answer, so never being one to run from a mistake, I owned up fully:

- Oh I’m so sorry,
I said,
I meant to say 'of course not.'

I don’t remember what happened next, but I was not a king in their book anymore. How many times is a dad legally allowed to change his mind in one day?

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Another talk with dad.
dads, advice, parents, parents and children, 2023, childrening, manifesto
Another talk with dad.
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11 things to do outside with your kids outside during the winter.
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11 things to do outside with your kids outside during the winter.
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Why Ferdinand is one of the most important books every parent can read.
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Why Ferdinand is one of the most important books every parent can read.
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‘Connect two obvious things that aren’t connected.’
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‘Connect two obvious things that aren’t connected.’
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Big bloody hug (1 part 2-year old, 2 parts 4-year old).
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Big bloody hug (1 part 2-year old, 2 parts 4-year old).
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Slow bike race (busy versus full).
2021, A Monday, childrening, parents and children, Relationships, society, advice, conversations, 04 years old, EVEL, sleeping
Slow bike race (busy versus full).
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2021, A Monday, childrening, parents and children, Relationships, society, advice, conversations, 04 years old, EVEL, sleeping
The goats of Shirley Jackson and Emily Dickinson.
poem, 49, 40-49, What's in a Name?, childrening, selfie, 2021
The goats of Shirley Jackson and Emily Dickinson.
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When we decide when we talk about what to decide.
parents, childrening, parents and children, 2020, advice
When we decide when we talk about what to decide.
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The subtle distinction between Fussing and Whining.
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The subtle distinction between Fussing and Whining.
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The gamut of emotions over a late August week.
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The gamut of emotions over a late August week.
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A very, very, very fine house with a bunch of stuff in the yard and pantsless people doing dishes.
2020, A Monday, photograph, childrening
A very, very, very fine house with a bunch of stuff in the yard and pantsless people doing dishes.
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11 parenting tips : assorted tricks and thoughts to have on hand.
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You are beautiful (it's true).
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You are beautiful (it's true).
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Blitzkrieg in a wet forest on a dark day.
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Blitzkrieg in a wet forest on a dark day.
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The patience of a Spartan, or, the obsessions we carry.
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The week is dead, but I’m not (a non-chronological and inconclusive summary).
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The week is dead, but I’m not (a non-chronological and inconclusive summary).
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Three things we expect of our big little students.
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Three things we expect of our big little students.
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It’s the future now, silly.
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It’s the future now, silly.
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Anniversary date.
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Anniversary date.
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The character trait of adventure.
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The character trait of adventure.
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Pedestals are dangerous, man.
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Pedestals are dangerous, man.
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A day, a Sunday.
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POEM : When I was a kid, kid.
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Codependency.
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Codependency.
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POEM : weekend.
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