Harrison Ford.

Do you know,
he asked me.
what you should do for your 40th birthday?

It sounds like you have an idea.
I said.
And the ideas of five year olds are usually pretty trustworthy.

Yeah,
he said.
I think that you should pierce your ears and start wearing Mama's earrings. That would be really cool.

Son,
I said.
You and I are in total agreement.