I would, except I don’t have change for a hundred.

My son came up and asked:

"Daddy, can I have eighty dollars?"

"What do you need eighty dollars for?"
I asked.

"I need to buy a light saber."

"Oh."
I said.
"Where are you going to buy a light saber?"

"At the Dollar Store."

"Oh."
I said.
"So you should be able to afford a backup as well."