Cheetah Pad Thai

Daddy, I am actually not vegetarian.

- Yep. You are.
(I told my son)

What do you call it when you're not vegetarian?

- Carnivore.

Oh. I am a carnivore. I like to eat animals. 

- Really? What kind of animals do you enjoy eating.

Umm...actually I'm vegetarian.

- Cool. Because I don't know how to cook elephant. Let's go eat some seaweed.