File under : argument, a very convincing one.

Our daughter overhead me telling my wife how weary I was of my rebellious curls and my plans to tame them drastically, and interrupted with...

“, PLEASE do not buzz your hair. When you shave your head, it makes you look weak. And, it makes you look exactly like Joseph Goebbels. So don’t.”

Point made. For the time being, my hair remains wild and free and as far from Nazi-like as possible.