Dearest Becca, it's just that I care about your health.
Again, I wanted to say how sorry I am for what happened last night. When we were sitting on the couch and I was flossing, and you were eating our children’s pre-Halloween candy, I inadvertently elbowed you when you were unwrapping another piece.
It probably didn’t feel good and I’m sorry. I hope you’re okay now. Also, what should I tell the children?
I can’t cover for you forever.