A listing of conflict resolution amongst different ages.

Three brothers and two salamanders pound nails and build a scooter on the front porch

A CHRONOLOGIC ACCOUNTING of Arguments, Squabbles, Quarrels, and Disagreements Today.

Between an 11- and 2-year old

A squabble about what kind of nuts and ingredients should go into trail mix

Between a 14- and 11-year old

A disagreement over whether it is worth it to pay $700 for a Ralph Steadman book on eBay (yes, of course! Says our 11-yo son. No, how could you spend that kind of money on a book?! Says our 14-yo daughter. How could you not, it’s Ralph Steadman!! Retorts back the 11-er.

Between a 2-year old and 45-year old (note: I am the 45-er)

An quarrel over how much cereal he should have. Note: breakfast cereal with milk is not something that holds up well as leftovers. Therefore, it makes sense to pour the amount a child is going to eat in the present, and get more, if necessary, the second go-round).

Between a 45-year old (me) and an 11-year old

An argument over what color is depicted in a photograph. Is it black or is it violet? Note: this is a ridiculous argument, as I am mildly- to moderately-colorblind. So why was I arguing with my son about this? I don’t know. Helping him hone his argumentation skills, I suppose. It’s important to learn how to argue well. Arguments are based in sound logic and a basis in facts, and have an ending. Squabbles and quarrels and general disagreements don’t consistently possess these attributes.

Between an 11-year old and 45-year old (me) concerning a 2-year old

A quarrel over how many bandages are necessary for a minor scratch. Based on the amount of blood, or lack of any blood, I advocated for a single bandaid. He, looking out for his younger brother, supported him in his demand for a half dozen or so. Finally, we compromised and went with one.

Between a 14-year old and a 2-year old

A disagreement over which episode Cosmic Kids Yoga to do together.

Between a 45-year old (me) and an 11-year old, concerning a 14-year old

A squabble over whether it was okay to be snacking on crackers before supper. Sure, go for it! The 11-year old told his 14-year old sister, who had directed the eating-request to me.

It was a rich day.