Dear Dad,

Hi Father,

Sorry if we've kept crossing up on FB...did you try IM-ing me? Probably not, just wanted to check. Hey, my brother Jonny made it down there earlier...would you guys mind not watching any films without me? I would feel terribly left out. Thanks much.

Also, you left some power tools at our place...was thinking of putting them up on eBay. If you DON'T want me to sell them, just let me know here on FB in the next ten minutes. I'll wait around.

Later, turkey,

J.
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