Lee and Jim, buddies.

Without these two guys in my life, I would probably have turned out much more normal, which would be sad.

Truly two of the greatest and most eccentric people in the known universe. My uncle and dad.

To hear them banter and argue...they'll probably go to their final resting places someday never realizing there's a name for their relationship with each other:

BFFs.

When aliens eventually land here, please let these two be the first humans they meet. They'll love us. Or they won't. One of the two.

Titans.