Leonardo da Vinci the Porpoise (how to do a remake).

Daddy,
he said.
I'm going to make a movie that's sort of like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but it's going to be called 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises.'

Okay.
I said.
Sweet idea. So now you can start writing a script, and then begin drawing up some storyboards. And of course you'll need to line up some funding.

Okay.
he said.
I can start drawing the pictures, but I'll probably need somebody to help me make the pictures move.

Yep.
I said.
We'll start learning some stop motion animation techniques that may be helpful. And what is the story about - how is Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises different from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Well.
he said.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises will be fighting a villain who is a colossal squid.

I am so excited about this production.
I said.

And it's true.