YES, WE CAN VISIT YOU, BUT WE'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO STAY FOR A MONTH OR TWO.
Spent a delightful evening with friends. Our son had a long list of questions and observations. Ultra-condensed summary:
(begin quote-unquote):
Do they have a bathroom? I thought they didn't but they do. I didn't know they had toilet paper too! Hey, they have a door like us, did they take ours? Can we stay overnight? Can they share their toothbrushes with us? Can I have juice? Can I have an apple slice? Hey, I found money on the counter...can I keep it? Why do they have toys? Why do they have a bathtub? Hey, a LEGO boat, we don't have one of those! Are we going to watch a lot of movies here?
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If they were doing headstands,
the frowns would be epic.
Also, I would like to get my dad
a pair of matching overalls.
Because he would wear them.
(begin quote-unquote):
Do they have a bathroom? I thought they didn't but they do. I didn't know they had toilet paper too! Hey, they have a door like us, did they take ours? Can we stay overnight? Can they share their toothbrushes with us? Can I have juice? Can I have an apple slice? Hey, I found money on the counter...can I keep it? Why do they have toys? Why do they have a bathtub? Hey, a LEGO boat, we don't have one of those! Are we going to watch a lot of movies here?
____
If they were doing headstands,
the frowns would be epic.
Also, I would like to get my dad
a pair of matching overalls.
Because he would wear them.