It is deliberately shot out of focus, with a carefully-constructed poor audio mix. It is six minutes long, but probably only two minutes are really worth your while. Somewhere toward the end, I think.
Happy 2014, world. I'll be around. At home, probably.
Christmas is in 358 days.
FIVE SONGS I PLAYED VERY LOUD OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT ON MY BIG HUGE SPEAKER; THE REASON I LIVE ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IS MOSTLY SO I CAN PLAY LOUD MUSIC LATE AT NIGHT.
1a.This Fire / Franz Ferdinand
1b. YALA / M.I.A.
2. Surfing on a Rocket / Air
3a. Over and Over / Hot Chip
3b. Neckbrace / Rattail
5. These Boots Are Made for Walking / Nancy Sinatra
5. Banquet / Bloc Party
5b. We Are Young / Fun.
5bii. Lovealot / M.I.A.
5c. All You Need is Love / the Beatles
HOOVER DAM IT.
Our vacuum cleaner just broke. Does anyone have a Dyson, preferably working like new, that we can have? Figured it's worth a shot.
Also, our kitchen sink is broken. Happy 2014. Okay, back to the vacuum cleaner, who wants to volunteer one? It's not charity: I will write a beautiful poem for you in exchange for an expensive vacuum that works like new. Or draw a picture. Your choice.
Happy Day One.