I have been re-reading a bit of Mark Twain lately, and suddenly realised that the only thing preventing me from completing the short story collection I've been working on is a suitable venue to write.
With that in mind, I would be greatly obliged if someone would mind booking me and my family a small suite for the month of March 2014 on the French Riviera.
The only other things I would need are plane tickets, a new hat, and small retainer for food and entertainment. My grateful appreciation will be included in the preface. Merci. You can contact me here, or by post.