Congratulations on the win, LeBron. Just be glad you weren't going up against Scottie and my boys a few years back, or it would have been a different story.
A very different story.
Blazers gonna rise. Again. So party it up tonight, LeBron, Dwayne, and Chrises. But look over your shoulder. 'Cause a storm gonna be riding in someday soon with the spirit of Scottie smack in the vortex. And you going down. Down. Down.
So enjoy tonight. But listen for the footsteps.
Wow, it feels good to be talking trash again now that I'm back into this sports thing. It's been a decade or two.