Mow or Have ice cream bars, then go build a fort in the forest. Tough decision. Completely unrelated: you know what I think is just so beautiful? I'll tell you: grass that is allowed to grow wild and free and Manute Bol tall, where moles can scamper and build dirt sculptures for children to discover bugs in. Yeah. CUT TO: Messy, sticky faces filled with delight. "You are so lucky, kids." I said. "We live in a Norwegian jungle on top of a mountain."