My dad makes the best chocolate chip cookies.
Seriously. The best. As an objective connoisseur of nutty, chocolaty cookies, I state emphatically that his are the best.
He whipped up a batch of dough yesterday and handed it off to us. Gave me very strict instructions for baking them: 375 for 12 minutes exactly. take them out and do not let anyone touch them for at least five minutes. Draconian perhaps. But his method is flawless.
I have already flossed, otherwise I would have one right now, at one o'clock in the morning. But Becca would chastise me ferociously if I did so. She is a good hygienist.