Your children are liars. You cannot trust anything they say, especially if they tell you we have been listening to Christmas music. It may be a fact, but it is not necessarily the truth. Technically it falls into what some might call the truth, but it is not an accurate picture.
This is it: the children, as you know, love Sia, and apparently she has a new album out today, which I briefly sampled to see if it would be a good fit for our family during the narrow band of Christmas we strictly, mostly-appropriately, and fully-legally celebrate from November 24-December 25. I did not enjoy it, because it is not time to enjoy that music yet, but I think that we may enjoy it, especially tracks 2,5,6,7, and 9 when it’s legal to listen to it. Again, I am sorry that you have raised liars and spies.
Trust nobody. Merry Friday, Dear.