Daddy, I am actually not vegetarian.
- Yep. You are.
(I told my son)
What do you call it when you're not vegetarian?
Oh. I am a carnivore. I like to eat animals.
- Really? What kind of animals do you enjoy eating.
Umm...actually I'm vegetarian.
- Cool. Because I don't know how to cook elephant. Let's go eat some seaweed.