Daddy, where are you going?
- I'm going to a film with Uncle Jamey.
Can I go?
- Not this time, Johannes. It's not a film for...children.
Oh. What is it called?
- Star Trek.
Oh. Does it have aliens in it?
- What else does it have?
Maybe some monsters and spaceships.
If I go potty in the toilet can I come with you?
- Oh buddy.
Tear stained cheeks, and
this film will be bittersweet.
Someday, buddy, I promise: I will watch every single Star Trek movie ever made with you.