Winston Churchill vs. Luke Skywalker (Mythology 1, History 0)
"I love you, Winston Churchill," I whispered to Johannes while brushing his teeth. The fury of someone with truth behind them: "I am not...that name!" he responded with quiet confidence. (beat) "I am Luke Skywalker." (beat) "Does Luke Skywalker have a lightsaver or does he have a revolver?" "I don't know, Harry Truman," I said."You're Luke Skywalker."