Hee Hee!! That is funny... but also very sad. This just shows what you have effectively taught Magdelana: her mother is beautiful and un-useful things, like litter (or you when you are old and dirty), should be thrown away. Good thing it will be a loooonnnnnggggg time before you are either dirty or old, so hopefully you can change her mind about getting rid of you by then.
I have also emphasized the importance of recycling and repurposing, so perhaps I should be turned into something (else) useful at that point.Ideas?She did, however, inform me that "you are the most handsome boy in my life ever" today.
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